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Do you ever feel that you’re having a bad day where everything just goes wrong!? Well, the correct expression to use in English is “SHIT HAPPENS”! So what has this got to do with religion? Well, you see; If you have some sort of religious belief, shit doesn’t just happen, it happens for a certain reason. Try out the following religious why-shit-happens explanations:
Buddhism:
Shit happening is an illusion.
Islam:
Shit happening is the will of Allah.
Hinduism:
This shit has happened before!
Catholicism:
If shit happens, you deserve it.
Judaism:
Why does this shit always happen to us?
Christian Science:
If shit happens, pray and it will go away.
Protestantism:
Let shit happen to someone else.
Atheism:
Shit happens for no reason.
Agnosticism:
Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn’t….
Hare Krishna:
Shit happens, shit happens, shit happens, shit happens, shit happens, …..
Stoicism:
Shit happens, and I can take it.
Jehova’s Witnesses:
Let us in, and we will tell you why shit happens.
Rastaffarianism:
Let’s smoke this shit, and see what happens!
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